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He's fifty; also, he's missing more teeth than I previously reported, and the one word he would use to describe himself is 'hillbilly'

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"I like birds. People wondered why I didn't bury the rabbit or the ferret. But I only bury the birds."
"Why?"
"Well, because they live their whole lives being afraid of death and then it happens, the thing they feared so badly gets them, and I have to feel bad for that."

This is my new show featuring characters of mine from different stories.
In this episode, Reynard gets honest with Armas the catodder. Then they share a beep.

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I have been sober for one year. I have a new tattoo on my wrist. I will show it to you after it finishes peeling. It is a swallow. Just like I always said ( Read more... )

Taking a furlough from humanity. With any luck I will be able to avoid the internet for like two days but I'm aiming for a week.
Not sure what I am going to be working on yet but I will probably know after I take a shower
No. I do not j/o in the shower but for some reason showers enlighten me? I listen to music in the shower. Usually they are ( Read more... )

tonight i am going out to Henderson.
we are going to plan the destruction of the world.
i would advise you all to stock up on breakfast cereals like smart, notoriously pernicious, drugfree Wisconsinians
YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION MAKE YOUR TIME
okay, i exaggerate. a little.
ciao

i feel better after some serious exfoliating [ha ha i was just aching for a reason to use that word] but nonetheless i will most likely shut down because all in all i am wasted. that just seems like a good way to describe my state at this moment ( Read more... )

i bought Raco an octopus water gun today. also i found some mafia ties, all of them different colors. i know some people that would wear them. we can look slick and murderous together ( Read more... )

render up my body into the burning heart of god in the belly of a black winged bird ( Read more... )